Office by Alex Penny
making a new f riend
reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS W/ THEM
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so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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this pizza girl needs to chill
is that jealousy i smell or just some indian biatch
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
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dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk
but I’m allergic :(
don’t be a pussy
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DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.
filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies
they escape from a concentration camp
that happens
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i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
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