May 2013
smissmass: making a new f riend reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS W/ THEM
May 17th
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tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
May 17th
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May 17th
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justinibiebers: stuff you ask your mom: mom where’s my towel mom what do we eat for dinner mom what time is it mom where’s my phone mom when do you come back mom what day is it stuff you ask your dad dad where is mom
May 17th
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deodrant: effettetris: deodrant: dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk but I’m allergic :( don’t be a pussy 
May 17th
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efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom oh yes her date did too
May 17th
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slydig: lovemenowtill4ever: slydig: who would name their kid zoey 101  Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name why would her room number be zoey 
May 17th
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15hypens: in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...
May 17th
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mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
May 17th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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If i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me  
May 7th
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May 7th
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urbancatfitters: “do your homework” “clean your room” “get off the computer”
May 7th
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May 7th
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April 2013
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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smissmass: making a new f riend reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS W/ THEM
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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thebitchpudding: mooneymannyinthesky: WHO THE FUCK PUT CUPCAKES IN THE GODDAMN MUFFINS TAG why are you in the muffins tag
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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smashingkeys: futuregroupie: a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online excuse you 
Apr 21st
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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theyellowbrickroad: am i too young to have a midlife crisis
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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“That sucks man”
– Me trying my best to give emotional condolences. (via godsux)
Apr 16th
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oscarstardis: the problem with my ANTM phase is that I can no longer look at people’s pictures without thinking I know what’s wrong with their modelling 
Apr 16th
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