Tumblr (3.0; @brand-new-shoes)http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smissmass.tumblr.com/post/48414375301/making-a-new-f-riend-realizing-too-late-that">smissmass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>making a new f riend</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/36d5dd7a36881db9c12997e6f3f4ec8d/tumblr_inline_mljdv88NKS1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>reaLIZING TOO LATE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS W/ THEM</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/13c5d3febdb3b5e5013c6cfd4c80ec91/tumblr_inline_mljdvziVSy1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50616857368http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50616857368Thu, 16 May 2013 20:58:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tennants-companion.tumblr.com/post/46765859385/so-i-was-forced-to-go-to-church-and-all-these">tennants-companion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack</p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615640082http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615640082Thu, 16 May 2013 20:42:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d02f089ad41df0ccd6e3a30ae39db493/tumblr_mkvmmzIepW1qd7f7io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/47354933845" class="tumblr_blog">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indianbiatch.tumblr.com/post/47351843891/this-pizza-girl-needs-to-chill">indianbiatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this pizza girl needs to chill</p> </blockquote> <p>is that jealousy i smell or just some indian biatch</p></blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615598527http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615598527Thu, 16 May 2013 20:41:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justinibiebers.tumblr.com/post/49078407059/stuff-you-ask-your-mom-mom-wheres-my-towel-mom">justinibiebers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>stuff you ask your mom:</p> <ul><li>mom where’s my towel</li> <li>mom what do we eat for dinner</li> <li>mom what time is it</li> <li>mom where’s my phone</li> <li>mom when do you come back</li> <li>mom what day is it</li> </ul><p>stuff you ask your dad</p> <ul><li>dad where is mom</li> </ul></div> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615484842http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615484842Thu, 16 May 2013 20:40:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deodrant.tumblr.com/post/39204633842/effettetris-deodrant-dont-trust-people-who">deodrant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://effettetris.tumblr.com/post/39204617294/deodrant-dont-trust-people-who-dont-dip-their">effettetris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deodrant.tumblr.com/post/39084394596/dont-trust-people-who-dont-dip-their-oreos-in-milk">deodrant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk</p> </blockquote> <p>but I’m allergic :(</p> </blockquote> <p>don’t be a pussy </p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615476904http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615476904Thu, 16 May 2013 20:40:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z1y6HZpg1rqat8yo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z1y6HZpg1rqat8yo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://empatheticvegan.tumblr.com/post/36295635481/assbrahamlincolon-elisimogen-hanktalkin">empatheticvegan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbrahamlincolon.tumblr.com/post/34104586808/elisimogen-hanktalkin-does-anyone-else">assbrahamlincolon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elisimogen.tumblr.com/post/33986712697/hanktalkin-does-anyone-else-remeber-how-dark">elisimogen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hanktalkin.tumblr.com/post/33733288012/does-anyone-else-remeber-how-dark-this-movie">hanktalkin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.</p> </blockquote> <p>filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies</p> </blockquote> <p>they escape from a concentration camp</p> <p>that happens</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615251390http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615251390Thu, 16 May 2013 20:37:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ynk2HIfw1qcqqpjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615238947http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615238947Thu, 16 May 2013 20:36:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dizbNL9k1qh5hg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>i don’t care how long it takes</span></p> <p>sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window</p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615148953http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615148953Thu, 16 May 2013 20:35:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a80552a85f71b5e8d099a7536a6afc0d/tumblr_mfcp2iS4b31rs88h3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615076895http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50615076895Thu, 16 May 2013 20:34:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4277091062a4eeab9df14872cc09f390/tumblr_mmwp599hXo1qee6wmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614563262http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614563262Thu, 16 May 2013 20:27:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/564160277a82d4b68984e51886c575cd/tumblr_mlgty7hyYi1qc1tt2o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614432497http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614432497Thu, 16 May 2013 20:25:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://efferescent.tumblr.com/post/49480023272/remember-when-a-girl-from-my-school-wore-a-dress">efferescent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/475d71875329afad31e0a2d9bedfd73b/tumblr_inline_mm78hmSdMx1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>oh yes</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2658f3d3331d72a548ca156c6308b20f/tumblr_inline_mm78i17QdI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>her date did too</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/aaa558330b6b09644d46928270e6a3da/tumblr_inline_mm78ijLsQC1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614371312http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614371312Thu, 16 May 2013 20:24:50 -0400<p><a href="http://slydig.tumblr.com/post/50460455458/lovemenowtill4ever-slydig-who-would-name" class="tumblr_blog">slydig</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovemenowtill4ever.tumblr.com/post/50460361351/slydig-who-would-name-their-kid-zoey-101">lovemenowtill4ever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slydig.tumblr.com">slydig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>who would name their kid zoey 101 </p> </blockquote> <p>Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name</p> </blockquote> <p>why would her room number be zoey </p></blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614284349http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614284349Thu, 16 May 2013 20:23:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://15hypens.tumblr.com/post/49974166765/in-7th-grade-we-had-this-german-teacher-who">15hypens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again</p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614190273http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614190273Thu, 16 May 2013 20:22:17 -0400<p><a href="http://mrschriskendall.tumblr.com/post/50473559845/where-do-you-wanna-go-to-dinner-i-dont">mrschriskendall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>”where do you wanna go to dinner?”</span></p> <p>”i don’t care”</p> <p>”ok”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/48b9b5cd1b15413a31d6d39279e24439/tumblr_inline_mmtmcwtu3H1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614173666http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614173666Thu, 16 May 2013 20:22:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/917f22913a77e544349eb4d9f277d19d/tumblr_mmqir2UbEt1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/50613402231/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614165603http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614165603Thu, 16 May 2013 20:21:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/336ae44413a3db910d1e1c3dd0a496c9/tumblr_mmwrc1Bj5w1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/50601958438/my-girlfriend-synced-her-phone-with-my-xbox-and">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“My girlfriend synced her phone with my xbox and likes to interrupt my game with random internet pictures” (<a href="http://imgur.com/p2nKXkI">via</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614145064http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614145064Thu, 16 May 2013 20:21:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3feb941f0365ed99fdbffc4b40505835/tumblr_mmva5g4xxJ1qabo37o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614112085http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/50614112085Thu, 16 May 2013 20:21:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94sk5PetV1qlt206o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamthebricklayer.tumblr.com/post/30154225529/well-thats-ood-ariel-and-herc-are-technically">iamthebricklayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://well-thats-ood.tumblr.com/post/30153544596/ariel-and-herc-are-technically-cousins">well-thats-ood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.</p> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_29951317135"> <span class="tag" id="post_tags_29951317135"> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/socially-awkward-gingers">#socially awkward gingers</a></span></span></p> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper"><span class="tag">Yeah, that and: Ariel is the daughter of Triton, son of Poseidon, brother of Zeus, who is the father of Hercules. So yeah technically, they are literal cousins. Cool, isn’t it?</span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>HOLY</p> </blockquote> <p>ASDHSFLDKJSDJGHSKJDHLF</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9c4p9WILF1qdasy9.gif"/></p> <p>DISNEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!</p> </blockquote>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/49817125814http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/49817125814Mon, 06 May 2013 20:56:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc98afwrbw1rbdcogo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/49816801500http://brand-new-shoes.tumblr.com/post/49816801500Mon, 06 May 2013 20:52:36 -0400